You walk around like that and no one's ever fucked you? My brother's already got a dick

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

It feels better without a condom! But don't come inside me, bro, okay?

Wow! It's my first time having sex and I got knocked up right away, bro, you're a dick

What? You've never come? I'll show you what creampie and orgasm are

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob